tried to order a drink by the bar manager at Palladium...

Me- Hi, I wonder if you can make me some sort of birthday-drink?

Him- what??

Me- Yes I would like to have a birthday drink!

Him- what? I don't get it.

Me- Okey...There is a guy having birthday and I would like to give him a nice drink, like a cocktail! 

Him- ohhh...what kind of drink then?

Me- I don't know just a nice special coctail!

Him- yeah well.....You can take my favorite drink! It is vodka bitterlemon, it tastes very fresh and nice!

Me- hmm..okey, thanks for your help but I had something more special in mind..